My 14-year-old says nobody wants to actually read about our trip, and where the heck are all the photos? Well, they’re here. Or they will be shortly. Click on the country you want to browse. Populated galleries will appear in red. I’m updating the rest as fast as my WiFi will allow.

Also, my 12- and 10-year olds would like you to know that they are also actually on this trip, despite their relative lack of presence in these photos, especially compared to the aforementioned eldest. Who recently joined Instagram. Coincidence?